What am I going to write? I can just say, I don’t like this and be done with it. But then again, what’s the fun in that? Instead of telling you what I don’t like about it, why don’t I tell you what I wish it could have been? That will be a more positive way of looking at things, right? LOL! No, I don’t think so. It’ll just come out as sarcastic and I can’t help it
I would have loved it if the cleansing butter came in a glass jar instead of a light tin that goes ‘piak’ when I slap it. It was very unsatisfying. Maybe a glass jar with camomile flakes in it to make it look super pretty and luxurious. I wish the butter really felt like butter. I prefer my cleansing butters and cleansing balms to be rich and creamy
not like frozen lard.
When applied on the skin, it would have been awesome if the balm just melted away, diffusing a relaxing pleasant scent. It’s like aromatherapy and cleanser in one, but this didn’t. I suppose some would have preferred it this way, without any particular scent. I might have detected something, but it was so light I couldn’t figure out what it was. I like my cleansing butters to wash off, or maybe like cleansing oils, emulsify, and leave my skin soft and supple. This one leaves a film of something on my skin. I have to wash it away with another cleanser to make my skin feel clean. I wish this had something to entice me to keep using it, but after a few times of using it, I just put it aside. I’m a narcissist, not a masochist.
In short, if your preferences differ from mine, you will probably like this one. A product is not meant to cater to everybody’s taste, and I’m sure there are some who like this sumptuous cleansing butter. To me though, sumptuous is a little misleading. I wish I could have been more professional in writing this review
instead of being an ass. Sometimes it’s refreshing to be a little naughty. Nice is boring. Well, not nasty enough to be a real bitch about it, but you know, just enough to still be safe. Cowardly bitchy? Hahahahaha!
I wish I didn’t have so much fun saying I wish. I wish I tested this product properly before buying. I wish I didn’t buy this. I wish I could stop now.
OK. Last wish granted.